Too cute

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman. 'How about global
warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't
know shit?